He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
he said i was the most charming throwing up drunk person hes ever taken care of. so of course i had sex with him.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Lost my anal v card with Peter Thiel's RNC speech on in the background. Unbelievably appropriate
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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