I'm gonna have a badass scar
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
If he's dead I'm so gonna get the blame. I have his passport, keys and his tooth in my purse.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
Are you wearing clothes?
Fuck no, who do you think I am
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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