love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
he saw my "i like bacon" magnet on the fridge and i told him how much i love meat, then we started making out
what a beautiful fairy tale
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
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