I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Your doorknob is in my back seat, in case you were looking for it.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
