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discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.

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(714): View more from California

Its a sad when the highlight of your day is flicking a booger and actually getting it to stick to your computer monitor.

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(830): View more from Texas

just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao

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(904): View more from Florida

My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones

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(+61): View more from Australia

Leaving the phone at home last night was the best decision I ever made.... Though I still managed to text her and now I have 2 phones...

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"

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(952): View more from Minnesota

like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face

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(860): View more from Connecticut

They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat

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(248): View more from Michigan

I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick

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