i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I've also decided that the true test of whether or not you should marry a girl is if she will willingly blow you while you eat Oreos.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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