Have you finally orgasmed yet?
shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
He's completely obsessed with his ex but gives phenomenal head. So overall, yeah, good first date.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
The dog destroyed my vibrator and swallowed several pieces. Vet gave us a laxative so now I’m checking lots of dog shit and having no orgasms. Plus the cute vet knows I don’t get enough dick, so that’s just great
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