This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
In America we eat man semen.
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She just said she wanted to get freaky and left the room. I'm almost certain I just heard the microwave.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
3pm strippers are depressing
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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