"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
omg this kid i'm babysitting is making a penis out of playdough ahhhh.
He just rolled me a 'baby penis' as opposed to his 'big boy' penis that he crafted...he just demanded that I roll him a penis.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
I can't possibly be the only person who has ever eaten Cheetos with a spoon to avoid the powder getting in my fingers
he just fucked me for my cheese.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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