Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Dinner was cheetos vodka and whiskey. This is what happens when even your booty call breaks up with you.
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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