I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
She's popping painkillers like they're tic tacs and singing the soundtrack to dreamgirls. It's you're turn to babysit her.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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