I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
THIS IS THE EMERGENCY BOOZE SYSTEM. I AM EN ROUTE TO DEWITT WITH A FIFTH OF TEQUILA. THIS IS NOT A TEST
just thought you should know it took me an hour and a half to make soup. I had to keep laying on my kitchen floor. being 21 is hard.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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