i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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