I convinced her last night that my actual nickname was "No Condom John"
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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