Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
They told me you were taking cheese cube shots and chasing them with barbecue sauce... Is this true?
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
Fucked him in his sketchy van in the Applebee's parking lot. In other news, my dry spell is over.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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