How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
I'm too tired to go all the way tonight, especially if you're going to quote Katy Perry at me during
We almost forgot to tip the maids, so we left the rest of the gin, some tonic water and a lime. They earned it
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
I swear man, you fly across the country to give a boy your virginity and he suddenly thinks you like him
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
I dunno that I'd be trusting enough of junkyard tequila to drink it.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
Randomize
