so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
He flipped me around so that we could have sex and both watch Die Hard... I think I found my sole mate. Merry Christmas to me!!🎄
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