Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
Me and allie were just offered cocaine by a strange man in a women's bathroom. Why have I not lived in Austin my whole life?
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
I got inside last night via doggy door
Why do I like him? He literally has no redeeming qualities.
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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