Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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