Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
You need to tell your booty call to take some sudafed or something. I swear I thought you were humping Kermit the frog last night
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
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