I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
How are you going to be there by 9am?
Relax I always go to these conferences hung over
You say that like it's a positive quality
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Do plants get herpes?
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