On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
While I was sneeking out of her apartment, there was a giant cage with a parrot in it. I half expected it to squak "hit and run...hit and run."
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
literally took my pants off in the middle of bourbon last night without taking off my heels im a super human i guess
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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