I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You better of fucked him last night or do it now because he is buying all the roommates McDonald's.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
Happy 4th. Did you guys get your syphilis thing taken care of?
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I just watched some kid bang his girlfriend and I was like whatever I'll just sit here and do all your fucking drugs that's fine
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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