I want to buy you liquor! I want to kiss your face.
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
You can tell by the way he cuddles that he's got mommy issues
Puked in the trash can. Took a bite of someone's breadstick and kept dancing and drinking
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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