help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
the old man that you threw the shoe at says "hi" and many rude words...
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
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