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my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
He made me a "booty call of the year" award.
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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