Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
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