watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
If he comes over I probably get to fuck him and if he doesn't I don't have to pay him the $60 I owe him for weed. It's a win-win situation.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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