Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
did you violate me with a mr sketch marker when i passed out? i just peed and wiped purple and it smelled like grape. i need to get to the bottom of this...
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
so this guy comes in from the patio covered in puke and says "we gotta go"...Yup u need to go is an understatement
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Too bad my thesis topic isn't "defining a hot mess: a study in drinking, smoking and other bad life decisions."
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
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