what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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