How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
it's not cheating when I paid for it
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
Went kayaking. drunk. DID NOT FALL IN. Mission succesful.
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Randomize
