I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I used my yoga mat as a door stop so he couldn't come into my room when i was sleeping last night. Drunk engineering at its finest
I wish drunk me came with subtitles
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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