Dual....:-)
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
I can't find my underwear or one of my shoes but he baked me cookies for breakfast.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
These muscle relaxers obviously don't work because I'm harder than a fucking diamond.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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