They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
just threw up in a gas staton parking lot in front of a father and son. stared them in the eyes and finished like a boss
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