my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Can't tell if it's the drugs or science magic, but I *THINK* that mouse just turned into a squirrel.
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