I don't think brook has ever known best
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
I just saw a kid drop his lollipop on the floor of best buy, kick it because he was pissed off and then pick it up and eat it. I think I have a long lost son.
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
Why did I ever allow that penis to enter my sacred temple?
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
Randomize
