Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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