Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
So neither of us had a dollar bill and we couldnt find a straw so we spent all nite doing coke through penne pasta
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
Dude, don't beat around the bush. We're fucked and you know it.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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