Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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