Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
yeah but think of how much more hungover we'd be if we didn't steal those cookies
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
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