I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I hope that the reason I've been psycho on him is that I'm pregnant and not just psycho.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I'm handcuffed to your bathroom sink. Save me.
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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