hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
I'm tired of stuffing my fat into a slutty costume. Next year let's go as homeless girls. Cute ones. In leggings with camel toe.
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize
