So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I'm permanently fucked. Every liquid I put into my mouth automatically tastes like fireball.
So far in 2016 I told someone id give them a blowjob for lasagna.
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