I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
Randomize
