i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
HIGH AS FUCK. JUST WATCHED THE TRIPPIEST VIDEO EVER. IM NOT SCARED OF PANDAS. I GOTTA GO. TRIPPIN AGAIN
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
