I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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