You know you want to come over later
1:27a: Um no
1:45a: Maybe
2:05a: Probably
2:38a: I'm outside, let me in
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
When you sober up and come in here, I'm in your bed because you pissed on me in mine. So fuck. Off.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
I found Erin. She's getting a back massage from the coat check boy and drinking all his whiskey.
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