I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
literally just tried sending to someone a video of me jerkin but my phone was connected to Apple TV and it literally just played on the tv in a full room and I'm actually about to shit myself
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Randomize
