Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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