who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
HIV tests are more positive than that guy
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Her vagina felt like a horse was eating an apple out of my hand..
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
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