it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
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