Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Is it acceptable I'm laying in bed drinking airplane bottles?
In our world? Yes, but I'm disappointed yoiu are wasting airplane bottles. Save them for sneaky occasions
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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