Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
why is it impossible to run with a back pack without looking like a giant d-bag?
haha... you gave me a great visual of you in high white socks running with a backpack with eye of the tiger playing in the background
that only happened once.
im probably the most hungover person watchin icarly right now
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
I guess I made wings because there's chicken everywhere. Even on the walls. 3 of them. It's like a chicken grave yard.
Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
I think I accidentally invented a religion.
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Is it weird that my ex and the dude I'm talking to now both only have one testicle? Apparently I've found my type..
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
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